Who cares if your biggest catch is still the six inch perch you pulled from a stocked lake when you were ten. Once you rock these sailfish seersucker shorts you’ll feel like you’re casting in the Keys with Hemingway, watching those feisty blue beauties tail walking as you battle to reel ‘em in.
Hey, think ya got one! Nope, just an old shoe. But it’s ok, you got the shorts.